Yesterday was Liz’s birthday but yesterday was also Easter. So I decided to wait a day, and wish her a Happy Birthday in a separate blog entry. Happy Birthday, Liz!!I thought about what I’d write about her. Considering that if I wrote anything out-of-line, she’d probably dump me out of my wheelchair. Keeping this in mind, she’s been a great friend and someone that I can talk to about anything.
[4/03 edit] Okay, some of you didn’t like that I took the easy way out and you wanted me to give Liz equal treatment like I did for Wendi’s birthday (see 2/15 blog). Some of you just want to see me get beat up. Normally, I don’t succumb to peer pressure but I’m willing to make an exception this one time. So knock it off with the emails!!
Liz, like Wendi, is single, attractive, available and in her early 30’s. She’s one paper away from being a psychologist, but don’t be intimidated by that ... she likes a good challenge. She enjoys the outdoors (cycling and hiking), playing volleyball and running 10k events. She likes to stay fit and she has nice legs, although I’ve never seen her in a dress (rumor has it that she does own one, though).
She prefers Asian guys and pigs have the advantage. Year of the pig, that is. So if you were born between January 27, 1971 and February 14, 1972, it’s a plus (but not a sure thing, so don’t get cocky). Besides, you’ll have to be approved by her posse (see 9/15 and 10/14 blogs), so a “sure thing” is impossible.
Email me if you’re interested or belong to the IMF.

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