The news had a story today about South Pasadena proclaiming this as a “Cuss-Free Week” within the city limits. The idea was suggested by a 14-year-old boy who lives in the city and has started a No Cussing Club at his junior high school. He has created a website at NoCussing.com, which now has members across the nation and around the world.
Imagine what a world would be like without four-letter words. Then there’s this ....
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly, she burst out crying. "But mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what's making you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words."
Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mama... words like dust, wash, iron, cook..."
A YEAR AGO TODAY: My sister brought me a Jamba Juice menu. since I can drink thickened liquids, but not slush. A lot to think about and read (and hope for). Didier and Cameron came by for a visit.
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Nice joke! Try this one ...
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you WHAT, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use that kind of language in the Lord's House.
The man continued, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No sh*t?"
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