I was watching the DVD from “Shall We Dance?” with Richard Gere and Jennifer Lopez. In the deleted scenes is a scene where Richard Gere is telling a joke in an elevator. I want to share the joke with you now.
A man was driving down a road when a rabbit darted out into his path. The man braked but was unable to stop in time. The car hit the rabbit. When the car came to a stop, the man jumped out and ran to the rabbit. The rabbit was dead. The man fell to his knees and started crying.
A blonde woman stepped out and told the man not to cry. She pulled out a can and sprayed the rabbit. The rabbit jumped up and hopped down the road. After a few yards, the rabbit turned and waved. The rabbit hopped some more, then turned and waved. The rabbit continued this as it hopped down the road.
The man was amazed as he watched the rabbit disappear from sight. He grabbed the can from the woman. It was a can of hair spray. The label read, “Brings dead hair to life. Adds permanent wave.”
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